鐵憨憨瞬間

L: i like the girls who are beautiful and wear glasses.

m: why do u like the girls with glasses?

l: i think they wear the glasses for decoration and i like it.

l: i don't wanna sleep with u anymore.

daddy: y?

l: mummy said i should take care of u. u always snores while sleeping and i always kick u while sleeping. we r torturing each other. i will sleep with mummy still.

And u shouldnt use the cotton swap i used just now. i dont wanna pass the germs from my hands to ur ears.

l: i wanna go back to school!

m: y?

l: cuz all my teachers miss me very much and i miss my fs too!

m: which teacher do u miss most?

l: teacher shanshan cuz she is so beautiful!

已經(jīng)懂得分辨老師的顏值了嗎！

去看灰姑娘途中一直嚷著那是女孩子看的，我不要看，開場(chǎng)十分鐘都嚷著不開心，結(jié)果到了灰姑娘被后媽和姐姐們欺負(fù), 并且哭泣??時(shí)，忍不住掉眼淚了，回家途中還問(wèn)

l: mum, is 婆婆 just like cinderelle's stepmother?

m: y do u say so?居然說(shuō)你外婆是后媽……

l: cuz she always scolds u, just like the story...

m: u know, ur popo is kind and nice and she loves us very much, but she just doesn't know how to express her love.

到了大臣到場(chǎng)下找小朋友試水晶鞋，尋找灰姑娘??，樂(lè)哥兒居然毫不猶豫地舉手?????♂?要試水晶鞋……這位大哥你不是說(shuō)不好看不想看的嗎？

結(jié)束問(wèn)，y does the prince wanna marry cinderella instead of her sisters?

沒(méi)錯(cuò)??啊，為啥呢？迪士尼以前的片子也都是按照格林或者安徒生的，因?yàn)榕⑸屏悸犜挘罱K被王子??拯救，奔赴幸福生活，可不是現(xiàn)在冰雪奇緣這樣的大女主劇本。幸好片子有點(diǎn)細(xì)節(jié)可以掐.

m: did u notice when the prince said he didnt want a party, what did the sisters do?

l: they tried to grab his arms and invite him to dance.

m: y?

l: cuz they wanna dance and marry him and become the queen.

m: but what about cinderella?

l: she tried to comfort him even she thought he was a servant only. and she didnt care that he was a servant.

m: maybe it is cinderella's kindness moved the prince.

真佩服自己邊看邊挖細(xì)節(jié)，不然都不好解釋