"When Philip the brand new luxury loo discovers what toilets are used for he is not impressed. Determined to choose his own destiny, Philip runs away. But life is tough for a toilet on the run. Philip just wants to find a home where he won't be plumbed in, sat on and used to dispose of ... you know what!""When Philip the brand new luxury loo discovers what toilets are used for he is not impressed. Determined to choose his own destiny, Philip runs away. But life is tough for a toilet on the run. Philip just wants to find a home where he won't be plumbed in, sat on and used to dispose of ... you know what!"