There are lots of things that regular people can do, but Santa can't. Santa can't always remember where he put his pipe. And he can't seem to recall what Mrs. Claus said to get at the grocery store. He can't do as many sit-ups as he used to. Santa can't sleep at night...well, not on the big night.But we all love the things he can do on Christmas Eve!,Although Santa Claus is nearly perfect, he cannot resist a plate of cookies, remember Mrs. Claus's grocery list, or even shave.,F(xiàn)rom the author of What Teachers Can't Do, a humorous tale tells of the many amusing things that Santa isn't able or willing to do, such as drive a car or fly in an airplane for fear of hurting his reindeers' feelings.There are lots of things that regular people can do, but Santa can't. Santa can't always remember where he put his pipe. And he can't seem to recall what Mrs. Claus said to get at the grocery store. He can't do as many sit-ups as he used to. Santa can't sleep at night...well, not on the big night.But we all love the things he can do on Christmas Eve!,Although Santa Claus is nearly perfect, he cannot resist a plate of cookies, remember Mrs. Claus's grocery list, or even shave.,F(xiàn)rom the author of What Teachers Can't Do, a humorous tale tells of the many amusing things that Santa isn't able or willing to do, such as drive a car or fly in an airplane for fear of hurting his reindeers' feelings.