I like you like a tree. You’re funny like a fossil. I love you like a pig. Oink, Oink, Oink This book is a celebration of the many tender, madcap ways we love one another.I like you like a tree. You’re funny like a fossil. I love you like a pig. Oink, Oink, Oink This book is a celebration of the many tender, madcap ways we love one another.