其樂(lè)無(wú)窮

上完網(wǎng)課改完作業(yè)，終于從房間走出來(lái)吃飯，樂(lè)樂(lè)嘆了口氣： I dont want u to be a teacher anymore.

M:why not? What happened?

L: cuz u r always busying correcting the homework and have no time to have fun with me.

請(qǐng)問(wèn)是誰(shuí)短暫的寒假就帶你去了動(dòng)物園兩次？您自個(gè)兒溜達(dá)去的？

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3級(jí)Oxford Reading Tree DD4-32:Long Legs9614人有 · 評(píng)價(jià)8129 · 書評(píng)6Roderick Hunt, Annemarie Young, Alex Brychta (Illustrator)Oxford / 2011-04

晚飯后，讀了牛津樹的 long legs,  解釋了什么叫做 on stilts  踩高蹺，忽然醒悟，問(wèn) how does the clown feel about his penis when he’s on stilts ?

M: sor I’ve never on stilts before and i dont have a penis. So i cant tel. u'd better ask ur dad.

l: so u mean my dad walked on stilts before?  
 

m: ??問(wèn)你爸去！

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樂(lè)樂(lè)：婆婆你知道嗎，你和公公做的面條不一樣，有區(qū)別！  
 

婆婆：什么區(qū)別？

樂(lè)：公公做的面條 ?? 香，你的面條好吃 ?? ！

最香最好吃的還是你婆婆在長(zhǎng)城腳下，下詹天佑小火車前，被服務(wù)員哄，咬咬牙25元買的那碗腦殘酸菜流淚面吧～

自己不舍得吃，雨中蹲坐在路牙邊喂你……  
 

默默祈禱??婆孫倆不要長(zhǎng)城上拉肚子??

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Lawrence:mum, did u know that men need to be old if they want to be leaders?

M:why did u say so?

L: The tv says so.

M: what about women?

L: they need to be young if they want to be leaders.

M:?

L: u can tell from the news!

瞎說(shuō)～快祈禱你爸不老也能升官發(fā)財(cái)！