小習(xí)作

March 15th, 2022 
Today, I woke up in the cheese-O-sphere, in my container, as usual. A few days earlier my creator, Professor Von Volt, took me on a test run to the Cretaceous Period, and yet somehow, I brought a triceratops back. I hope today it won’t happen again. 
Today Prof. Von Volt sent me on a second test run. I brought back four passengers this time. Later he sent me on a trip – my first manned trip to the past! 
First things first, they have to read the part of the super manual to me. As a trick, I pulled out some extendable ears and said aloud, “Read, Geronimo! I’m all ears!”. 
When we arrived, I felt that the cheese-o-sphere was a tiny bit lighter than usual. But at least my passengers changed into dinosaurs. They left the scene. 
After a while, they ran back like a T-Rex was on their tails (I would have no idea how right I was.). Then, they started to babble on who was the strongest, the smartest, and even who could demousify a mouse the fastest. Oh, how I hope I brought earplugs! 
They went to the time of Troy after that. They got out all regular, and returned as if someone was going to skewer them. (I would have no idea how right I was. Again.) 
Soon, everyone was seated and saying the Amperat equation. They headed for the huns. After 2 days, 3 hours, 24 minutes and 3.1415926535897932384626 seconds, they returned. A cheesehead banged into the cheese-o-sphere. They returned to the present to drop off two small rodents. 5 minutes later, we went to Charlemagne’s court. Just a problem: the cheese-o-sphere disintegrated! Luckily for me I was stuck back into the brain carrier by that cheesebrain. I was put inside a barrel that was used as a temporary time machine. On my last trip, the barrel exploded, so that cheesehead held on tight to me. I took the time to transfer the data onto my hard drive. On impact, I crashed onto myself and got real feelings! I turned into Cheezum, a um… cheese-dog?